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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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In honour of Balatro lets all post photos of the front and back of our credit cards, just like the credit card joker in the game.

We all love Balatro don't we? Get in on the fun and show your support for the game by posting photos of your credit card in this thread

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[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

Attention balatro gamers: Jimbo's in trouble! He needs another negative polychrome steel joker, but he only has $3! All he needs is are the numbers on the front of your credit card, the three digit security code on the back, and the expiration month and year. Hurry gamers, so that Jimbo can beat ante 8 and get a score of naninf!

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I was so fucking mad before i read the thread text

Balatro appreciation? badposting? I was ready to fedpost

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It is a badpost because I instinctively tilted my head to read thurston ( I have neck isshues )

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Hey, don't feel bad. Just get in on the fun and post that credit card, both the front and the back.

Someone's got to get this party started

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I've never played balattro so i can't share my credit card sorry, i want to join in the fun tho

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

I have some library cards

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Hey, that's alright. We're all fans here and happy to help out first timers. Leave a photo of the front and back of your credit card and we'll get you unlimited balatros so you can join in on the fun

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In this context does jr mean junior or joker

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

It means jorker because you know that joker is straight jerkin it