"I need XP too" is still one of the best npc lines if heard in a dnd game
Chapotraphouse
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
"Your GP or your HP!"
Professor Morifarty. You have concocted quite the dastedly plan to make London the stinkiest capital in all the world. However, there is one simple fact you failed to take into consideration. Britain is the worlds toilet, my dear fellow, and it could not possibily get any stinkier than it already is.
Holy shit...
The octagon room at Crossness Pumping Station, Belvedere, Kent
They sure don't build anything like they used to 
Its the beans on toast!!
If you're wondering about the joys of getting older - I can give you one. I woke up this morning with a mysterious, terrible pain in my left calf. After a while - I was able to walk-hobble outside to do a neighborhood errand. I thought the soreness and stiffness was going away but couple hours have passed and my calf is still a bit stiff and sore. In addition to the discomfort I'm going to have to google to see if my pain could be a possible symptom of a serious health problem. If you have an idea what serious issues it might be related to - please to not tell me. Googling will make my worry enough as it is.
I had an interaction with a rat where the rat was about 100ft away watching me like a stationary potato as I took out the garbage. He ran away and then a short while later came sauntering back, i guess didnt notice I was there cuz he was about to pass me so I said "hey there rat boy" and he ran and hid into the carpet roll my neighbors left out, then peeked out at me. He did this a few times to get closer and try to pass me again. I said "hey, what are you doing??" and he'd hide. I left him alone after that.
I was just trying to make it home to my wife and kids, SHEESH
that dance monkey song that i randomly thought of is now stuck in my head 
I don't think I'm going to be able to get my car back.
I don’t understand why zionists use Sudan as a deflection when Sudanese say fuck Israel too
This long-neglected fact makes the [REDACTED] – despite massive, decades-long attention by publicists and historians – one of the most ambiguous and least understood events of the Cold War era
Guess the event.
spoiler
It's the Berlin blockade. Source
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘤𝘢𝘵. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
Falling asleep during movies and waking up exactly at the end will always be hilarious to me. Like oh I wonder what's going to happen?? Nevermind its over he's just gonna chill on the iceburg forever 🤗
"Don't do property damage because the right-wing controls the media" (paraphrasing here but I saw an essay saying basically this today) seems like such a silly argument to me, since their control of the media means they can just do
and make up leftist violence whole-cloth. Leftists being peaceful won't stop right-wingers from saying they're violent.
don't do anything because the right wing controls the media
High and watching Adventure time for the first time ever. This show fucking rocks. I love that they use violence to solve problems all the time

Someone has the opportunity to do the funniest thing with the Charlie Kirk Gun
Someone has the opportunity to do the funniest thing with the Charlie Kirk Gun
It's a SIG, so blow their own neck out when it accidentally fires? Of course literally the only handgun brand that makes guns that fire without the trigger being pulled is making the chud gun lol. 
I basically always have two water bottles with me
Damn, Shen Yun still going. They're propaganda literally run by a cult, somebody should really get around to shutting them down someday.

I have the opposite, a big head while average height because of human growth hormone injections as a kid. My motorcycle helmet size is 4xl
it is november 14 and stalin saved the world from fascism
r/livestreamfails and using communism death toll numbers higher than the black book of communism, name a more iconic duo



you can't say anything to the right of Bernie without getting banned
It's possible to be to the right of Bernie "Oh it's Hitlah! Heil Hitlah!" Sanders?
I overheard some dingus on the bus saying it was 200 million in china lmaoooo
They actually killed everyone in china, it’s just one guy there now, he makes everything.
idk, dingus on the bus makes a good point. what if it really is 10 billion?
The 100m sprint but you're only allowed to run like you're doing that little half jog you do when crossing in front of traffic
Boomer rant: TVs dont need to hide their buttons. My newer one doesnt even have fucking buttons, what if I lose the remote? And the ones that do have them tucked away in some weird spot so you gotta feel up your TV to find em
Been standing at work doing nothing for over an hour and a half. The only people in my bar are a drunk couple who clearly hate each other. The wife is yelling at the husband about how he doesn't understand comedy. My boss won't let me leave because apparently there are people going to walk in right before closing time and I have to stay for them.
I've sold less than 25 euros worth of drinks in the past hour. I fucking hate the bourgeoisie
He who proclaims "I'm Him" is no true hustler, but he who can inspire the ejaculation "He is Him" in others is truly worthy of the title.
- Karl Marx, Hustler's University vol. 3
From what I've seen of the emails and writings of Jeffrey Epstein, he really doesn't seem like the genius everybody said he was.
I still cling to a vestige of this idea that "you can tell a lot about a person's intelligence by how they write/type, there are things that you can mask in person that you can't mask in text". And Epstein just sounds like your average bazinga brain who is rich and maybe has more exposure to the world due to being rich, and thereby thinks they're superior to everyone else.
"But we had such intellectual discussions about..." shut the fuck up he was just a run-of-the-mill schmuck, like most of these titans of economy.
i assumed he was a "genius" in the same way that elon musk is a "genius," that is they're rich enough for their idiot rambling to be taken seriously
I seriously fucking hate hearing my coworkers talk about phoning in their vegan dishes because "nobody's gonna eat it anyway"
SELF. FULFILLING. PROPHECY. AHHHHH. They put no effort into making it taste or look good and put out the most odious fucking slop and then when nobody eats it they pat themselves on the back for how right and wise they were. Like, I get it, it's frustrating to put a lot of effort into something for nobody to eat it, and sometimes even if looks good nobody comes and eats it. But like, fuck.
Why am I paid about the same as these fucking people? Especially when management is all "oh no the numbers are down" like IT'S BECAUSE OF SHIT LIKE THAT. How many times do you think a college student is going to go to the dining hall and see they've been fed bullshit before they stop coming?
I think they even fuck up the numbers of people who eat MY food, because why wouldn't it? They see me serve the same dish as they saw on the hotline a week or two before and even if mine looks better, why would they even bother trying it? If they're vegan why would they even come back AT ALL
The only people who could tell who I am from my online posting are people that know me from orgs. I don't think anyone that I know personally from orgs is on Hexbear, though (they're too cool and grass-touchy for that).


