this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2025
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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

too many people dumping their batteries upside down. it's why the core is slowing

[–] judgyweevil@feddit.it 5 points 1 day ago

Cross the equator if you got the polarity wrong

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago

They need to be deep cycle marine batteries for that!

[–] Aphx@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

A thrill that is completely legal.

[–] mtpender@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] snooggums@piefed.world 3 points 1 day ago

I was going to correct the meme and point out that the batteries need to go in the rivers where the electric eels live, but I forgot they go party at the Great Barrier Reef.

[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Wholesome and legal activity

It does feel like lemmy has a pretty young population...

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Car batteries are made of sodium, which is salt, which the ocean has lots of. Put it on your food instead.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

they're lead-h2so4 or lithium-ion (lithium, manganese, cobalt, nickel, graphite, aluminum, silicon and/or copper). i don't see sodium anywhere