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Am I just deceived? I think I might love him?

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[–] lemming741@lemmy.world 2 points 8 minutes ago

I'll let the normies keep swift if we can keep gabe

[–] Juice@midwest.social 2 points 18 minutes ago

Well history shows, that guillotining your ruling class, such as happened in France, leads to centuries of uninterrupted and rational peace and prosperity. The French successfully ended all wars, and liberalism ushered in an instant and uninterrupted 250 year peace. Since they designed their guillotines not to cut the heads of any undeserving peasants who were caught in the political maelstrom, and enlightened the peasants so that every citizen was not just a productive and conscientious member of society, every French person and all of their descendants has become a productive civic philosopher. No despot ever managed to come to power in France ever again, and certainly not within 10-15 years.

Having successfully merged society with the Hegelian world spirit of human freedom, the rest of Europe gave up all colonies, freed the people, and helped them achieve a level of national and self actualization in line with the French wave of historic human transformation. No despot ever managed to come to power in Europe again.

Now, the world's children know no fear or hunger, only freedom and reason; and its all thanks to the fact that the French did such a good job chopping the heads off of exactly the right people.

[–] ComradePenguin@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 hours ago

This is really simple. If you have more than a 1000 million dollars. Every day you decide to keep it instead of saving lives and helping people. It will never be moral

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 hours ago

I'm not eating Elon Musk. That's like dumpster diving behind a cracker barrel.

[–] kepix@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

since the game news shelf ui update he really does deserve to be eaten

[–] sturmblast@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] hotdogcharmer@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 hours ago

A billionaire is a billionaire. 🤷‍♂️

[–] practisevoodoo@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago

He can buy his freedom by using his wealth to finally release hl3

[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 2 points 6 hours ago
[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago

We can save him for desert.

[–] crypt0cler1c@infosec.pub 19 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

He has 6 yachts from kiddie gambling...

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Which gambling websites does Valve run?

[–] tea@lemmy.today 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

How can I gamble real money in CS2 and withdraw my winnings?

[–] hotdogcharmer@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I think the commenter is talking about the steam marketplace featuring a lot of CS assets which people do buy and sell for real money.

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 2 points 51 minutes ago (1 children)

What I'm talking about is that there isn't a way to "withdraw" your money like the illegal sites let you. So no, there isn't a way to gamble through Steam.

In fact, Steam does what they have the power to do in reporting those sites and getting them taken down.

[–] hotdogcharmer@lemmy.zip 2 points 23 minutes ago (1 children)

Oh sorry, I always thought there was a way to withdraw money from your steam wallet to your bank account.

I haven't used steam in a few years though, and haven't interacted with the marketplace in longer than that, so wouldn't really know!

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 18 minutes ago

There are third party sites where you can sell skins for money.

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 11 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

A billionaire who gives away 99% of their wealth to the poorest, first and exclusively, isn't a billionaire, and still has enough money (maybe more!) for the rest of time.

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[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 14 points 19 hours ago

In my opinion if anyone has billions of dollars and hasn't given a majority of it away to charity or those in need, that person is on some level at least somewhat an evil person.

Sure, much of it would be tied up in stocks and stuff that legally can't be sold for specific purposes or timeframes, but if you have net worth in the billions and any stocks that could be sold for cash and then donated it should be. Or if you have an annual income that's much more than you need to live an extremely comfortable life and then you just spend and invest the excess instead of donate.

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 27 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

There is no such thing as a good billionaire. There are billionaires who might be temporarily aligned with you but make no mistake, none of them will love you back..

[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 2 points 6 hours ago

Looking at you, Mark Cuban

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

Love your wallet though

[–] paultimate14@lemmy.world 11 points 20 hours ago

"Billionaire" is a convenient modern buzzword. It used to be "millionaire". The classic joke from Austin Powers where Dr. Evil demands money is a good example. It's just inflation.

Plus, a lot of "billionaires" are only considers such because they own shares in their corporations. It's a "theoretically if they could find a way to sell all of those shares at the current price without tanking the market value of those shares in the process, they could get $X billion from that".

If there were a theoretical global revolution, on of the the first steps of eating the rich is to seize and nationalize those businesses. Later, land reform will seize the extra mansions they own. They will still be left with adequate personal property to live quite comfortably. Finally, the justice system will need to evaluate what labor laws (or other laws) they may have been violating for years and using their wealth to get away with.

Start with the biggest fish and watch as the rest start to downsize voluntarily and cut deals to avoid jail.

I don't expect to see any of this in my lifetime. Not in any major country, and certainly not globally.

[–] Cooper8@feddit.online 12 points 21 hours ago

Offer him the option to transition Valve to a workers cooperative. Boom, he would no longer be a billionaire.

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 20 hours ago

If it were to be a revolution he would be given the chance. Just be a director of valve for a normal director salary. If he take it then he would be just another worker.

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Give him the ability to divest his wealth first.

[–] remon@ani.social 1 points 20 minutes ago

He has the ability right now.

Doesn't really count if you're only doing it once people threaten you with murder.

[–] sircac@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

Just universal wealth redistribution, there is no way a human may ever deserve to accumulate so many resources...

[–] melfie@lemy.lol 12 points 1 day ago (8 children)

I have no problem with people who contribute a lot of value to society being proportionally rewarded. However, having a net worth in the billions is just plain ludicrous, especially since the billionaires aren’t the ones creating all the value, they’re just controlling it. For example, did Gabe invent everything that makes Valve as successful as it is, or was most of it designed and developed by engineers who are paid a fraction of what he is paid? Even if most of Valve’s IP started with Gabe and other engineers were doing the grunt work to “make it so”, that still shouldn’t mean that society allows this one man to control billions worth of our societal resources.

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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I personally don't like the idea of murder, I'd if we-the-people get into power, just pass laws that taxes them, then enforce the law as such. If they resist, jailtime for tax evasion.

For those that are exceedingly cruel with their time as a billionaire, they get tried, judged by a jury of average people, 2/3 is a conviction (as opposed to the unanimity required now), life imprisonment.

Billionaires and their heirs are deprived of political rights.

Easy peaceful transition. Zero bloodshed

I don't like bloodshed, because once that starts, once we "okay" mob killings, people are gonna attack anyone they don't like, including small bussiness owners they had a grudge against in the past.

I have empathy, I don't wanna see the streets filled with blood.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

Yeah I don't think we can force billionaires to do anything without some violence. Have you seen the world and how long the rich have been in power?

[–] Vetis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

There is a finite amount of money in this world. For one person to have more means others have less. There is no going around that simple fact.

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

There is a finite amount of money in this world.

Not really... that's kind of the whole point of fiat currencies, you can always mint more.

Most billionaires don't even have any money. At that level they don't need it. They don't pay for things. They just get loans they'll never pay back, with older loans as collateral.

The problem with billionaires isn't money (though billionaires are one of the main problems with money). The problem with billionaires is that their fiat, virtual, wealth gives them an unfair amount of influence over everyone else's lives, and that they alone get to enjoy a living standard (being able to get all your necessities and live a fulfilling life essentially for free) that should (and could, with an adequate distribution of resources) be available to everyone.

[–] Vetis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 minutes ago

Let's say there are 100 tables in the world. If one person has 50 tables then it means everyone else has less. If mister tables aquires an additional table, can we agree it is coming from someone else ? Someone poorer. Even if the governement can make a new table to replace it, the fact that mr table is sucking up all tables on the market is still a problem for every one else.

You say they don't have money, but if they live well, buy everything they want and influence the world as they see fit, I feel it's disingenuous to say they don't actually have money. They're certainly sucking up your tables.

I'm going on a tangeant here, but it's exactly why you don't want your government to be cash positive. A government in the green is taking that money from someplace. A government in the red is actually helping everyone else not drown. It's all a matter of where that money is going. That explains why the vast majority of countries run in the red. A government paying it's own debt is the same as deleting money from the economy.

I do agree with your general sentiment though.

[–] sudoshakes@reddthat.com 3 points 11 hours ago

8 people now have more than 53% of the world combined.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 9 points 1 day ago

We don't have to eat them all, but we do have to take their money.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Billionaires aren't your friends. Corporations aren't your friends.

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