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cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/9730095

Lmao. Well at least it is not AI powered or something like that.

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[–] musicpostingonly@hexbear.net 50 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

inspired by the concept of "a piece of cloth".

Oh fuck you.

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 30 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)
[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Uniqlo sells these in a bunch of different colors. It's $3.90 for a pack of two.

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

Probably works better and lasts longer.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

When mom find poop iSock

[–] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

It stands up on its own!

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 30 points 2 days ago (2 children)

iPhone Pocket in the short strap design retails at $149.95 (U.S.), and the long strap design at $229.95 (U.S.).

Yooo, what prankster added the 9s to the prices wowee

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago

Knitting a phone purse that will be 200 smackaroonies please.

[–] booty@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

Even if they said these were $15 and $22 I'd still think they were overpriced.

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 27 points 2 days ago

How much does a spool of knitting nylon cost? curious-marx

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’ve joked before that Apple is a fashion company in denial, but now I take this back.

Fashion companies should make things that are….well…fashionable.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago

It's the prada of the computer world for sure, it's for rubes with more money than sense.

[–] The_hypnic_jerk@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I'm going to get one and put my android in it

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iPhone Pocket in the short strap design retails at $149.95 (U.S.), and the long strap design at $229.95 (U.S

Lol nvm I got socks already.

[–] Monk3brain3@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's a great way to get robbed lmao. Half the shit these fuckers make has no utility.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Let me take the most valuable thing out of my bag, put it in its own $230 highly snatchable bag, and color it highlighter yellow.

[–] Monk3brain3@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

It's gotta be intentional right. Like let's get more of our credulous consumers to have their iPhone stolen so they come back and buy another one.

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago

From the title, I expected it to be the announcement of a new iPhone version that's small enough to fit in your pocket.

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago

They're going to sell so many of these in Japan lol. Everyone has something like this already but this is the OFFICIAL one and it's fAsHiOn

[–] Marxism_Sympathizer@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

actually amazing. completely phoning it in, this might be the worst apple scam ive ever seen (which is saying something), and i bet apple fanboys still buy this shit in droves

[–] roux@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

Un-fucking-real...

[–] Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

With shit like this I can never figure out if they're sitting there laughing at the people who buy it, or if they actually believe in what they're doing. Either way is horrifying, but I'm never sure which particular flavour of disgust I should be feeling.

[–] nixus@anarchist.nexus 4 points 2 days ago

I thought they gave up the game long ago when they started selling those stupid wheels. This feels like they realised that, no matter how dumb their product is, people will buy it, so why not?

[–] bobs_guns@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 2 days ago

Lol, well it sure beats the guy who turned his framework 12 into a purse by the expansion card slots

[–] NinaPasadena@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago
[–] nothx@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

does anyone else smell toast?

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

That's a comm we need. Toast smellers. For shit like this.

[–] Omegamint@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

I’ll stick to the cologne, Issey

[–] SweatySteven@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago

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