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[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 132 points 3 days ago (3 children)

The great thing about cops is that their favorite activity while off duty is telling everyone around them they are cops. It's an all consuming lifestyle of being a bully and proud of it 24/7, so much to the point that they don't really understand how to be a normal person.

"Just gotta cover my high and tight haircut with a ball cap and some raybands and my disguise is complete". "Of course I'm not a police officer, do you not see that I am wearing cargo pants and/or a western cut blue jeans?"

[–] RaoulDuke85@lemmy.dbzer0.com 67 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I thought their favorite off duty activity is domestic violence?

[–] gallopingsnail@lemmy.sdf.org 31 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I thought it was drunk driving.

[–] Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 days ago

They do that a lot on-duty too so it's not accurate to call it an "off-duty activity"

[–] aceshigh@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago

Cops also bully people in the neighborhood, not because they’re doing wrong but because it doesn’t match their own personal values. It really is a lifestyle.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Better soak this bandana in tear gas antidote.

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 32 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Oh this big chunky tactical watch..... It's so I'm not late to the antifa meeting brother.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 105 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

That's because groups like the KKK have organizations and memberships, so they project that other people obviously have organizations and memberships. It's always projection.

[–] mirshafie@europe.pub 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The funny thing is they actually studied the autonomous left in the late 90s and learned how to copy that structure for their own groups. So they absolutely know that this accusation is absolutely bogus. But it's a great way to convince people who think listening to podcasts is "research" of who needs to go to the camps first.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago

I don't think you have to go that far. Fox is screaming that "they're a terrorist group" and your brain just fills in that it's organized.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 107 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They have e-cards now. No excuses.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can we start a rumor that Antifa is exchanging secrets using QR codes or NFC or something? Honestly, I kinda just feel like that's the kinda of nonsense the MAGA prats would guzzle down.

How about we're sending secret info through NFT. That should confuse them enough

[–] umbraroze@piefed.social 75 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Side note: I've been waiting for decades now for the official folks to finally mail me a copy of the Homosexual Agenda, but they never do! It's maddening! How the hell are queer people supposed to coordinate stuff???

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 43 points 3 days ago

It's been given to me, though I'm cishet, but I'll pass it along all the same

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 14 points 3 days ago

Must be a mailing problem. Sadly, the number to call to fix it is on the back cover of the Homosexual Agenda.

See if you can find a spare behind the toilet of your local glory hole.

[–] mirshafie@europe.pub 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I'll send you a copy if you can solve this challenge using the cypher in your official Antifa Encryption Compendium, page 67: F-C-K-N-Z-S

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How the hell are queer people supposed to coordinate stuff???

aren't they meant to be naturally good at that anyway? why do they need help?

[–] smh@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 days ago

Maybe the polyamorous folk can lend us their calendar coordination skills

[–] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’d bet anything this never happened.

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago

yup. Then everyone clapped.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 53 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They would.

They seriously would. Authoritarianism is a pathology. Change my mind.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

The amount of people who have a history of CTE and vote right is statistically abbynormal

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 39 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I remember that magical summer at camp when I lost my antifa card.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (3 children)

did it involve a flute by any chance

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 days ago
[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 3 points 3 days ago

this one time, at band camp..

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Die Zauberflöte

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 26 points 3 days ago
[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 6 points 2 days ago

they are called agitators, its to instigate false flag attacks. plus there has been numerous attempted far right agitators as well influencers, people andy ngo.

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 2 points 2 days ago

I thought it was going to be this but yours is good too.