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[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 2 days ago (2 children)

A child in Cambodia tried to sell me a bracelet that said ‘prison rape’

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

No and then the lil boy goes ‘next time you fly you crash and you die’. So then I bought a different one from a different kid while he watched. The one i got was way more chill can’t remember what it said though as was over a decade ago

[–] communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That was a scheme, they split the money

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Did he know you well?

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 52 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

WHERE'S KIKE YOU GOD DAMNED ANTI-SEMITE

[–] AreaKode@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

It's anti-semite to say it. It's anti-semite to leave it off the list.

You know what, I've changed my mind: I'm okay with genocide now.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just said, replace that last with k---, sing to the tune of We Didn't Start the Fire.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I could rewrite the entire song to be nothing but racist slurs and commentary but I won't.

It would be so easy. And I'd use all of them. And insult all people equally.

But I wont.

Sigh.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago

Don't be like that, do the song, use the slurs. All of them. Tom Lehrer did it, he was legendary. Reminds me also of Lenny Bruce, "Are There Any N-ggers Here Tonight?" (I can't write the actual title because my comment gets blocked, even though that is the title of the bit, and is in fact the whole point of the bit, which just goes to show how ridiculous censorship is)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcN_7xlJnYY

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

Also there’s a serious lack of Asian and Hispanic slurs.

TIL it was spelled with an "ie" at the end....

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 28 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I seriously don't understand why you'd wear a thing that has writing on it without understanding what it says, whether that's Japanese or English or whatever language.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Have you never seen people wearing crucifix necklace?

[–] Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I understand Japanese or Chinese, as their language looks like proper art. But English? Its so fugly.

I mean, look at this shit "みず". Thats proper art shit, and it just says "water".

If anyone is looking for a new lower back tattoo, this "部屋が臭くなるまで私をファックして" would be perfect...

[–] snekmuffin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

im so happy that learning Japanese is paying off in the wild

what a beautiful sentence

[–] Badabinski@kbin.earth 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

How close does it match this machine translation?

Fuck me until the room stinks

[–] snekmuffin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

yep, thats pretty much perfect

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago

Everybody know you can't trust machine translation. Need I say more?

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doop, monologue, momo, moron, zoom, lilly, BOOP, noon, nexon

All these are aesthetically pleasing to me.

Don’t tempt me with a good time 😏

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Why would I want that on my back? I can't see who is reading it.

[–] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I just assume they do understand it and are just a terrible person.

[–] dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was assuming that the shirt (and thus the person) was making fun of people wearing the shirts with Chinese or Japanese characters without understanding their meanings.

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[–] turdcollector69@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

If I saw someone wear that shirt in an English speaking country I'd die laughing and tell literally everyone I know that I saw an irl cryptid.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

My favourite are little kids, who can barely read, but whose parents definitely can. Taking note of the shirts was one of my favourite things about summer camp. They were all like 'horses! pink!' or 'summer, sun, flowers' or 'dinosaur pirates' or other nonsensical collections of vaguely related words.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Have you never worn a T-shirt from Asia with magical mystery characters?

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I had, one had "kisama"/きさま written on it, which means "bravery" in Japanese.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I wore one with "the white devil must pay for their crimes against glorious nation of China". It looked sick under UV.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 4 points 2 days ago

As a white devil I would absolutely fucking wear that.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 6 points 2 days ago

That is Japanese for 'gullible'.

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

It must be what one of those Chinese tattoos looks like to someone who can read the language.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Miss, your shirt has a slur on it. Which one is it? Um, it's all of them.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Apparently towards French people.

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[–] obinice@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What did Mick do to deserve this 😭

[–] Comrade_Spood@quokk.au 7 points 2 days ago

Its a slur for irish people

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you say them all in order they have a nice rhythm to them.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

To the tune of We Didn't Start the Fire. Great, now I can't sing that out loud OR type it out, but it's on loop in my head.

Be perfect if the last slur started with k----. Not gonna type that one.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Knickerbocker?

And yeah, same tune I was thinking.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] village604@adultswim.fan 13 points 2 days ago

Nah, shirts in Asia with English slurs are definitely a thing. It's likely not functionally different than English speakers getting Asian writing on them without actually knowing what it means.

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