No one knows more about magnets than I do. 
Get this man a kids 'magnet discovery playset'
this post was submitted on 11 Nov 2025
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You know, we could probably get science funding restored and even increased beyond pre-Trump levels if we collect enough strong superconducting magnets from our particle accelerators to magnetically levitate Trump like a frog. He'd probably find that fun.
"I am the first president to levitate. No one has levitated like I levitated. I am the first president to harness the magic in magnets."
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Bring me the floating fat man!
Yakub was inspired to create the Albinoid devils when he started playing with magnets, just sayin'....
Give him a set of magnatiles and tell him it's for wargaming a Venezuelan ground war.
Fucking magnets how do they work, amirite?
Referencing Insane Clown Posse's "Miracles" when seeing Trump talk about magnets is like cracking a fart joke when watching the first scene of Rainbow Rocks: we're all thinking it, but are we all aware of the fact that we're all thinking it, and beyond that, who's actually gonna say it first?
but everyone in the room is bart
:icp-trump:
Gotta be real. I dont understand magnets either. That's why I dont talk about em much.
I don't wanna talk to a scientist, y'all motherfuckers lyin and getting me pissed
I fknt mind if someone is magnetic, I just dont want them to be all in my face about it