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Who does this? The condiments would be gone half way through this way. You gotta get them down the sides.

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] xyguy@startrek.website 10 points 1 day ago (4 children)

You put mustard on top and then spin the hotdog do the mustard is applied 360° and doesnt get all over you while you eat it.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This sounds promising, but how do you spin the dog when it is hot? Do you have some sort of dog rotation apparatus?

[–] xyguy@startrek.website 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Use a napkin or suffer a minor finger burn. Worth it for the outcome.

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[–] djehuti@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago

This is The Way

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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

You put it on top so that the flavor of the condiments doesn't overpower each bite.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 4 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

If you put it on top, condiments is all you'd taste for the first few bites, then it would just be a plain dog the rest of the way. Why would anyone do that?

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[–] Triumph@fedia.io 57 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do you eat your hot dogs from the top down like a lunatic?

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

No, I eat them ~~too~~ top down like a normal person. How do you eat them?

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 14 points 1 day ago (4 children)
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[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Sgt chowdown doesn't appreciate this post.

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[–] dadarobot@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

this dude eating hotdogs like corn on the cob?

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] socsa@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago

Op used ragebait. It was highly effective.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

Can't say for sure, I don't have an official diagnosis so far.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Absolutely cursed image. I'm dying.

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago

Cause those dogs were bred for show.

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Yeah hi I make hotdogs as a job, instructions say all sauces on top. You want it changed, go fight corporate.

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[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (5 children)

OP is the type of guy who takes a shit and stands up to wipe his ass.

[–] Cargon@lemmy.ml 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

I actually do this now because wiping my ass on the toilet gave me a herniated disc. The standing up is way more forgiving to the spine.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago

OP thinks his farts don't smell if he can't smell them.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago

Sir this is not a Wendy's

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[–] LordCrom@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (19 children)

I use mustard on the bun first, like glue for the weiner. (2nd grade level giggle) Then i pile on the onions, relish, or whatever on top

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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I know, its so hard not to rub the weiners together before I sit down at the table 2 feet from my kitchen. The insatiable need to rub two sloppy condimented weiners against each other in such a way that the condiments on top are completely removed is just overwhelming. I can barely sit at the table before I give in to rubbing to sloppy condimented weiners together in such a way that all the condiments on the top come off.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 day ago

You surely won't regret rubbing sloppy condiment weiners together.

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