Maybe he'd feel more at ease if he wore clothes.
this post was submitted on 10 Nov 2025
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She's only saying you're no bother to be nice, fyi.
Whenever they say "you're good" after you apologize you are not good, they just don't want to waste any more time on you and want to move on.
"No, really, I like you a lot!" means she's feeling around in her purse for her rape whistle.
How it feels just being out in public.
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up!
I may be dumb, but I'm not a dweeb
I think I'm cracking up.
Am I just paranoid?
Or am I just stoned?
Staring from a distance is not creepy, right
dressing nice helps.
you guys are getting flirted with?