This would work on me for many games. But I don’t drink. I’m at home playing the games.
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Why ... is she talking .... like that ... though ... ?
it's a cue that the post is intended to be read in william shatner's voice
Because it truly is baffling to her that two individuals can share interests beyond 'hey, wan sum fuck?' .
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Step 1: Be attractive.
Step 1A: find a shared interest, which helps make you fulfill Step 1 goals.
Caveat: you have to actually have any interests. Unfortunately many men mistake jerkin it to anime for an interest, and so fail to follow this step as well
Yep. Too many people think attractive only means good looking. I may not be good looking, but I'm not real smart either. I forget where I was going with this.
I've never seen anyone take the "step 1. Be attractive Step 2. Don't be unattractive" as anything but a meme. I don't think it's meant to be actual advice.
Like what you are saying tracks and is fine, I just didn't expect someone to actually turn it into a reasonable 2 step program 😄
You have to have somebody be willing to talk to you before you can charm them.
A baseline of grooming, clothes that fit, and welcoming expression and body language makes a HUGE diff.
Step two: draw the rest of the owl.
Well if she doesn't find you handsome. She should at least find you handy.
Remember, I'm pulling for you. We're all in this together.
Ah, people of culture.
Thanks Mom!
Statistically speaking, it was bound to work eventually.
i don't understand the appeal of stuff like roblox.
i played second life back in 2003 and it was boring as shit to me then. robox just seems like the kid-focused version of that in 2025. and yet three of my nephews are addicted to it.
Years and years ago I worked for a startup that was building a 3D social media world (think Second Life meets Facebook). Dev asked me to do research on Second Life as a new user. Give my opinion of things like sign up, getting to know the software and worlds, whats wrong with it, what's good about it.
I spent a week in that thing. It was horrible and lonely.
Doesn't it have loads of games within it? When my son plays he might be shooting, or driving, or doing some kind of obstacle course.
It is a game where you can create your own games.
Playing minigames is nice, but using it as your own game engine is great.
Up to a certain extent, until it just becomes a storefront that takes 70%+ of your money instead of 30% (steam, app stores) 10% (epic) or 0% (self-published, etc)
It’s 30% revenue for games and in-game micro transactions and 70% for character cosmetics. Different markets with different revenue share schemes.
Sounds like Yakuza games.
From what I understand, it's more like a Garry's Mod type game. Just a sandbox that let's you build fun and/or dumb stuff to do with your friends. I've never played but I understood the appeal after it was explained to me that way.
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To me it's like fishing or cards. Technically there's an activity, but what you're really doing is shooting the shit in a casual social setting.
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