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Hey bitch, you can't dig for gold up there.
Good news everybody! The white house still has an intact roof!
Silver linings type of person. I like it
Oh wait, it's gone...
"Woohooo navie"
Even in a more mundane orientation that thing scares the piss out of me.
A literal demon and she's still so disgusted by her husband she won't let him kiss her on the mouth
I guess even demons uave standards
a vampire/succubus.
You might want to call a Witcher for that.
Ohshit. That's good. 🤣
Underworld reference?
Real talk. I can basically just listen to that movie. The sound design is so good, soundtrack too. Yeah, a little bit of a rip off of the first matrix, but throw in the nifty sets and good costumes and I'm having a good time.
Everybody has their mouth open all the time and that's a bit odd, but still a good time.
Poor onion. They had satire stolen out from under them by reality
Isn’t this just ripping off South Park, but worse.