First, is like a blank of this template. I feel like I'd get a lot of mileage out of it.
Second, Who cares? They're animals. They don't have souls.
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Since they're being compensated, ice cream there would almost be vegan...
I was going to say there's a pretty big racism metaphor going on but I guess predators are rarely milked
Not for milk, anyway. 😏
Vegan ice cream exists, unless you count coconuts as mammals (since they have hair and produce milk).
You can just make sorbet from fruits without causing harm to innocent coconuts.
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Behold, a mammal!
Coconuts produce water. Coconut milk is made by pureeing coconut meat and mixing it with cononut water.
Coconuts don't produce anything "milky" on their own. Coconut watet is clear.
I mean.... that's kinda a sliding scale. You can get coconut milk by just squeezing it out of coconut flesh, I've seen it done before. Saying coconuts don't produce milk is kinda like saying oranges don't produce juice.
Squeezing it out of coconut flesh?
I had to look this up. I found a video of some guy essentially shave the meat of a coconut and then twist the shavings in the hairs of the husk. He got like 1 tablespoon of "milk".
You can't really squeeze coconut meat without shredding it or using a hydrolic press. I'd wager the meat is just a tough sponge holding the water and it gets milky due to the meat breaking down when you squeeze or shred it.
It's like saying oranges produce pulp. Oranges produce juice but humans produce the pulp by shredding the remains of the inside of the orange.
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I have nipples, Judy. Can you milk me?
Continued at AO3.
"Michael here! Good question. Men can't be milked, or can they?"
Hucows exist so I bet there would probably be a bunch of cow cows that were into it, too.
me, googling that word...
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I guess i will be busy the next 20 minutes
Can you just tell me so I dont have that search linked to me? Feels like its gona be weird
Human cows. Fetishising being milked and such.
Do you have to be a woman to sign up?
For future reference, look up public instances of searxng
(even with safe search off I can't find a screenshot of the ladies themselves)
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They only showed water ice. No ice cream. Which also exists in vegan form.
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"We... We don't talk about it."
Humans duh
me, googling that word...
sighs
I guess i will be busy the next 20 minutes
Edit: meant to reply that to another comment. this is funnier now
Your cover is blown, Junior Agent Xorblorg! Return to the mothership IMMEDIATELY or risk being permanently marooned in this Nyarlathotep-forsaken solar system!
not another Nyarlathotep-foreskin solar system!!
If Abraham had scored that for his collection world history might have been very different.
please tell me you have schizophrenia and have a collection of alternative history books you've written in a fugue state. because I want to read them
I have schizophrenia and have a collection of alternative history books I've written in a fugue state. But you can't read them because they were in my socks when Jesus washed my feet and all the blue ink ran into the Danube. Though this did earlier inspire the Mongolian throat polka of the same name, so I'd call that a net positive for humanity.
Rofl and I thought you were going to have this response to every comment in this thread.
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And paid for by implied government subsidies even
I don't get why anyone thinks it's weird for Zootopia people to drink cow's milk when we're already drinking tons of it IRL.
Hopefully Nick tbh
Probably humans but I don't think Peta was involved in the production so maybe not
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