“I'll find those scales. I'll whip their butt, too. Those scales won't know which way they're going...take drastic steps, kick it to the curb. Don't mess wit' me. I'm the scale Master. I've mastered the scales. I wish I had a scalie right here, right now, I'd step all over it...”

hyperflush

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Bow chicka bow wow

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Donkeh fisting the dragon, call that Rule 34.

[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

*hoofing

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

respect to paul the man is just genuinely curious and wants the specifics

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago

Is this a Shrek reference

[–] Chana@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

They never got the "when a donkey and a dragon love each other very much" talk

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dragons lay eggs, do they have to be fertilized like fish or chickens? 🤔🤮🤮🤮🤮

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They're more like reptile eggs

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

simple, he busted with his donkloaca