Chapotraphouse

There is a Sumerian Cuniform tablet from 1750 BC in which a man complains about a copper merchant called Ea-Nasir and the quality of his copper. Its a popular online meme due to being an extremely relatable but ancient form of customer complaint. At some point that particular Sumerian statue of a male worshipper got associated with the meme.

Besides what you've been told about Ea-Nasir already, there's some extra info:

• Ea-Nasir was a prolific trader. Documents about him have been recovered that were dated years apart because he was a hustler working the grind.
• There's multiple complaints about Ea-Nasir recorded on different cuneiform tablets, and we recovered almost all of them from one room in one dig site, which we're pretty sure was his home. During a period when writing was a skilled trade and tablets were a commodity good with some value, and homes were almost all very small, Ea-Nasir dedicated a room in his house to complaints from swindled customers. Apparently to enjoy rereading them because if he cared about improving his goods he would've done so at any point.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complaint_tablet_to_Ea-n%C4%81%E1%B9%A3ir

Ea-nasirposting

It's just extra ions it's fine bro

I wonder why all those backwater villages for the last 3,000 years had traveling tinsmiths who would come and re-tin their copper pots? Ah well, it must be nothing. Ignorant, peasant superstition probably.

To make your drinks reach room temperature as quickly as possible

And I guess to be soft and malleable

All good qualities in a water bottle