this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2025
71 points (97.3% liked)

Slop.

736 readers
527 users here now

For posting all the anonymous reactionary bullshit that you can't post anywhere else.

Rule 1: All posts must include links to the subject matter, and no identifying information should be redacted.

Rule 2: If your source is a reactionary website, please use archive.is instead of linking directly.

Rule 3: No sectarianism.

Rule 4: TERF/SWERFs Not Welcome

Rule 5: No bigotry of any kind, including ironic bigotry.

Rule 6: Do not post fellow hexbears.

Rule 7: Do not individually target other instances' admins or moderators.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 

https://bsky.app/profile/thecybersmith.bsky.social/post/3m45aimpa5k2o

I should also warn you guys if you do click, his feed is mostly porn.

top 48 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 44 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I should also warn you guys if you do click, his feed is mostly porn.

It's all diaper porn catgirl-disgust

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago

I was expecting trans Locktober porn given the uncaged comments.

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You want lower taxes for small business owners? Fascist.

Yes.

[–] redchert@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 1 month ago

Unironically yes.

[–] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I mean posting TheCyberSmith is low hanging fruit. The British Sex Pest Hitler Particles in his brain need to be studied by scientists.

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This person has notoriety?

Wait, yeah, no shit this dumbass has notoriety

[–] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Yes. He is tumblr, reddit, twitter and bluesky infamous.

He used to be called the Human Pet Guy about a long post he wrote about owning humans as pets. But he's written so many fucked up things since then CW SA, Transphobia as the tip of the ice-bergHe wrote about how Senator Kristen Sinema should be kidnapped, force fed until she was so large she needed diapers.

How the compromise to transwomen is those who have penises have to wear chastity cages in women's spaces.

How the government should pay for trans women's HRT and surgeries but how they would have to pay them back by taking drugs to produce breast milk and pumping and giving an amount the government would sell each week.

How he wanted to be pegged by Margarat Thatcher

How he is immune to sissy hypno because he watches a little bit every day like Mithridates

Plus stuff about amputation, Cannibalism etc

Non sexual posts involve: How Romans Lived in smaller versions of the colosseum

How Fallout 4 can be used to simulate AI and automation in the economy.

How he uses Bing and the doctor who wiki to look up things (unrelated to doctor who)

Phrenology and a bunch of racist and homophobic stuff

He also wrote a surprisingly insightful analysis on how in Star Wars all droids are basically capable of breaking any encryption with time, forcing military space ships to be heavily compartmentalized and operated manually to prevent being taken over and why they don't have an internet comparable to ours.

And no he's not satire or a bit. Kind of an instinctual performer who knows how to farm outrage.

[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

All politics truly is sexual pathology.

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean it is a bit, but part of the bit is that it is genuinely sincere. He has achieved levels of irony poisoning unknown to mainstream science.

[–] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Yeah he's kind of like Daagoth Ur in that he has achieved a sort of reverse enlightenment. He is so sincere in his foul beliefs he can instinctually keep producing these takes.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Across multiple websites no less!

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

British Sex Pest Hitler

Britler

[–] AnarchoBolshevik@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Fun fact: the grandson of Oswald Mosley is the head of Palantir's British division.

[–] redchert@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 month ago

Following family tradition 🥰

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

That's not fun at all!

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I went through his twitter and bluesky account yesterday (When this was posted) because I saw my old post and had the bad idea to see if there were other posts like his Jennifer post. Anyway I think I'm done looking at this guy's feed.

[–] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Yeah his feed is pretty vile, I think it prevents people from following him just to farm his takes. You have to always see them in the wild.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

You want to physically and mentally maim another human being to the point where they are fully dependent on you and you keep them on a leash? Fascist.

[–] AnarchoBolshevik@lemmygrad.ml 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You want lower taxes for small business owners? Fascist.

https://archive.org/stream/corporatestatein010773mbp/page/n142/mode/1up

In taxation matters, the régime—during its first years, at least—showed a remarkable solicitude for the propertied and entrepreneurial classes. Conveniently buried was the Fascist demand of 1919 for ‘a heavy, extraordinary, progressive tax on capital that should have the form of a real partial expropriation of all wealth.’ After the March on Rome a fiscal policy of this sort was dubbed by the Fascist Minister of Finance as ‘infected with madness.’⁸

It was decided that taxes must be levied so as to increase State revenues, and yet safeguard private wealth and encourage accumulation of capital. Accordingly, taxes on landed property and on business traffic were lightened, real estate assessment values were revised in such a way as to favor big landlords, the tax on family inheritances was abolished.


You have reservations about uncaged transfems in women's changing rooms? Fascist.

https://hexbear.net/post/2775164

The newer scholarship also makes the case that racial status and other factors mattered when trans people ran into trouble with the [Third Reich]. Trans people were at risk. The risks they ran varied according to other things in their lives. Not all trans people suffered violence. Yet there is a pattern of state hostility and police harassment of trans people, particularly trans women. In some cases, it ended in murder.


You think states should control their borders? Fascist.

https://hexbear.net/post/6561305

The transports carrying Polish Jews to the border later that weekend (29–30 October 1938) were returned to the train stations from which they had departed. Apparently the railroad administration and the police chief refused to transport the returnees back to their hometowns without valid train tickets.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

if you aren't class conscious, your concept of the word "fascism" will necessarily be confused and off

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

This dude is the distillation of old fascist 4chan pre-2012 before the gamergate and redpill masculinity bullshit took over helping them make the leap towards being more mainstream. Their primary grift was shock sexual content mixed with "ironic" (but not really) pro-fascist content behind an element of deniability that worked in a way that made a normal person look at you like you're insane if you accuse them of being nazis. All this shit used to be deniable but normal average people eventually caught up with the terminally online to the point that it's just fairly obvious to most what's going on here.

Anyway this dude just never moved on from that I guess.

The funniest part about his whole shtick is that if he were a weird communist doing a bit he'd be getting laid despite being an obvious chaser, but he's probably extremely lonely instead. Doesn't even need to be communist, he could be a neoliberal, he's really just like Vaush except swap toxic dom sexpest chaser shit, loli and horseporn for diapers and chastity cages.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He has a girlfriend, or at least there is a twitter user that claims to be his girlfriend who has posted pictures of herself and with whom he interacts. Everything but remarks on his potential for getting laid is undeniably true though.

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

He's an absolute monarchist.

[–] Des@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

woooo no kink shaming here but i am not into of any that (and i am into a lot of stuff)

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Kind of hard to be into things The Human Pet Guy is into

Luckily, all my weird kinks are unaffiliated with him

[–] Des@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Same Human Pet Guy

Same Human Pet Channel

[–] Des@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

eeew i hate that guy for ruining the word "pet" in any sexytime situation

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Don't we all?

[–] Edie@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Yes. TheCyberSmith is the human pet guy

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The fact that he is into diaper stuff, sissy stuff or chastity cages is not what makes him the worst. It's that he's distilled that into a fascist ideology centered around his kinks. Like there is a difference between being into chastity cages and wanting to literally mandate we put all trans women in them and getting offended when that's called weird.

[–] Des@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

legit my partner and i have a theory that a large chunk of fascist ideology is centered on kinks.

from tradwife to whatever this guy is

i guess part of the whole spectrum of "politics is sexual pathology".

i've noticed gentle femdom(also themdom lesser extent maledom) seem to be often concurrent with leftist stuff (my sample being mostly reddit/twitter profiles). not sure what that means

[–] lilypad@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

This seems vaguely apropos. Idk how rigorous it is, but it was a bit interesting emilie-shrug

[–] Des@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

this is fascinating thank u! even tho i don't like the political compass it's still a good starting point for normies

lol i am entirely on the left. based on my preferences right in the center of the silly authoritarian-libertarian axis.

[–] lilypad@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah! And yea, political compass is bullshit, but it was interesting to see how peoples self-reports showed up, and the latter graphs were cool. And it was entertaining to see where i landed on the graphs lol. Im a little curious how these graphs would look if only trans or only queer people were sampled.

[–] Des@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

yes that would be really interesting to see! although very validating for me to be pretty in sync with the women graph (i assume both include trans people too just no enbys? at least that's what i gathered reading the article).

based on my last (and final) PC test i guess i would be solidly femme dom lol. while my kinks overall are just "most of the stuff on the left women graph including not being into the ones considered most taboo".

i didn't actually notice some were negative! for a minute i was like "of course right wingers are pedophiles" but didn't realize that's them finding it the most icky

also my partner is going to love looking at this they are fixated on this same hypothesis of kink and ideology

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The writer of this is a dedicated rationalist who gave up showering.

[–] Des@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

ohhh fuck it's that person. why do i know who this is.

welp there goes that little bit of fun

[–] lilypad@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, it was rather affirming to find myself mostly on the left side of the womens graph (im discounting two on the right side cause, well, anal until bottom surgery, and women submitting because, well, im a lesbian, men dont factor into it lol)

[–] Des@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

lol yeah i did the same. i swear being trans and having kinks set me back so long because it took so long to decouple those things. especially since my first partners were into femboys and i was just hungry for any validation even if it came from an incorrect place

aaaand... absolutely a non-controversial statement but: fuck Ray Blanchard with a rusty fork

and same for the trash editors that let his shit exist on wikipedia like it was fact

[–] lilypad@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

i swear being trans and having kinks set me back so long because it took so long to decouple those things.

Ugh saaameeee it took so long. I had a lot of vaguely 2nd wave feminists around me growing up and while it was probably good for me in some ways, it absolutely crushed me in a lot of others and was overall a negative factor in my life (Im still trying to deprogram the whole "me being attracted to someone is inherently predatory" bullshit i internalized from that, it runs deep). The more ive embraced my kinks the happier ive been, and its given me a lot of joy and healing to be able to engage in them, which has in turn helped me to decouple things.

my first partners were into femboys and i was just hungry for any validation even if it came from an incorrect place

cuddle im sorry you had to go thru that shit. The hunger for validation is so real

I just shoved everything really really deep down. Im very good at compartmentalizing, and it was easier to play the role of "man" and get some semblance of love/affection from that than deconstruct and process how i really felt. The person i was pretransition was explicitly crafted to protect me, and wasnt really a person at all.

fuck Ray Blanchard with a rusty fork

Yes. 100% yes. When i first tried to come out someone i deeply trusted suggested i identify as AGP... Shes since gotten a much better understanding of things and is a bit of an ally, but im still really upset and hurt by her words and actions. That fucker has poisoned so much with his unsubstantiated bullshit "theory".

[–] moss_icon@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Here in the UK 88% of Reform voters polled said they want to put immigrants into concentration camps so yes, I do in fact think that the far right are fascists.

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

You think we should murder trans people? Fascist. You think I we shouldn't slice a migrant in half in front of her children? Fascist

Fuck this mealy mouthed nerd

[–] lib1@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

I prefer the term “free range” myself