this post was submitted on 18 Oct 2025
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Anti Meme

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We're the anti-meme community where the joke is that there isn't one, and by explaining that, we've ruined the whole thing, but we all find the collective misery hilarious.

The music of comedy is more important than the joke itself.

Follow the instance rules please, this is a lovely instance.

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[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait let me get my calculator out

[–] TheV2@programming.dev 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Do the math yourself. It might take about 4 years to get the correct result, but the truth is worth that time!

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What if I forget when i started?

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Then you can subtract 4 later.

Wait let me get my calculator out

[–] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Joke’s on you, I don’t know how old I am.

[–] higgsboson@piefed.social 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Past ~30, I stopped caring. I just remember my birthdate. Anything else can be inferred ad hoc.

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 7 points 3 weeks ago
[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Holy shit! This works!

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Whew. That's good. I wouldn't want to be that old.

[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

This even works if you do it with your eyes closed. 🤯

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What's my age again? What's my age again?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

If nobody likes you: 23.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Lies. This didn't work for me.

(I am ∞ years old)

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 0 points 2 weeks ago

You just didn't count right

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I don't know I'm really slow at math it could take me four years.