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[–] N0Decaf4M3@lemmy.coffee 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You do realize that you’re about to start a war, right? 😁

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] N0Decaf4M3@lemmy.coffee 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Fine, I’ll start. I’ll have my pizza with pineapple, peppers and maybe some pepperoni.

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 4 points 1 month ago

I have my pineapple with pizza

You're the one in trouble mate. 😭

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago

Oh God... You disgust me, and I really like pineapple pizza

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Pineapple on pizza is good. The haters have the palate of a 2 year old.

[–] zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Pineapple is good and not even particularly controversial despite how much the haters seem to want to make it. There was a place I used to live near that did a "cheeseburger" pizza with ground hamburger, onions, pickles, and mustard. I fucking loved it but that thing was CONTROVERSIAL

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'll never understand why people argue about subjective opinions. Pineapple gives pizza a sweetness to compliment the savory tomato. If you don't like it, don't put pineapple on your pizza and shut up about other people's decisions.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Pineapple gives pizza a sweetness to compliment the savory tomato

No, pineapple gives pizza a sweetness to compliment the salty meat, the ham or pepperoni or salami or bacon or prosciutto

:-)

[–] brb@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago

Found the p*neapple eater

[–] jukmehrk@lemmy.org 3 points 1 month ago

It's been 16 hours since this has been posted, and no opposing factions have formed yet. What's gonna come next? Tolerance for both vim and emacs? /s

related German satire: https://www.der-postillon.com/2025/09/ananas-pizza.html

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[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (4 children)

Pickle cake is like cake
but it's got pickles

See? I can ruin good things too!

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That should be pickle cake.

Pickled cake oughtta be cake that is then pickled. Which I don't think would be possible?

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 points 4 weeks ago

Fine. Edited...

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Pickled pizza is like pizza But it's pickled

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

Sandwich cake is delicious though

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

now i crave sandwich cake with pickles.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Here’s the original before the edit, enjoy…

[–] Qwazpoi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Personally I'm far more concerned with the amount of sauce I've been seeing on pizza than people's choice of toppings, but i honestly don't mind pineapple. The right amount and I find it a nice sweet flavor that goes nice with spicy toppings like jalapeno.

On the sauce thing, It's getting to the point where it's easier to list places that don't just give you cheesy bread with a microscopic level of sauce because apparently that's the norm around here.