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Despacito
Maybe about 10-15 years ago, there was this song by a group called One Eskimo that a local radio station did its duty in trying to force it to be a hit by gushing over it, and playing it all the damn time. It was a duet, but the male and female singers recorded their parts at ever. so. slightly. different. tempos.
Gah! Absolutely caused me physical discomfort listening to it. Like, wanting to jump out of my skin. Luckily, the effort to force the song up the charts failed (probably because it's awful), and I've never heard it since. Amy Winehouse's "Rehab" is bad for the same reason, but the tempo of the vocal track is so far off from the tempo of the backing band that it doesn't cause that effect.
Chappelle Roan's Subway (?); it's on the radio at the moment constantly in my office and it honestly just sounds like wailing for like three minutes. It pierces straight through my noise-cancelling earbuds, and is just genuinely very annoying. Unfortunately, her last one, Pink Pony Club, had a similar effect. I think the pitch and power of her voice is impressive but it's just the right level to be annoying. No hate to her as an artist, it's not like that, it's just those two songs make me want to vomit.
"mas o memos bien" by "El Mató a un Policía Motorizado". It's in Spanish, but the songs tells everyone (gf, friends, mother, even a stranger) that everything will be fine and not to worry and that goes " dad, I need money to make everything fine". Like wtf. Don't go around promising solutions and then ask someone else to fix all your shit
Antidote by Travis Scott.
I don't hate a lot of songs. And there are worse songs out there that are simply atonal or discordant but that's not really notable. Either they're just objectively bad, or I'm not the target audience and so I don't get it, and that's fine.
But this song, I get it. What little of it there is to get, anyway. And it's awful.
Cage the elephant , no rest for the wicked.
Anything by Olivia Rodrigo. I’ve never heard a more bland music lol.
I once left a club for good when they played Love Shack and Rock Lobster back to back. I tolerated the first one, but when they played the second straight away I just stood up and walked out, vowing to never return.
I'm an albatraoz
The music is slop, but the words are just aggravating and seem to have had little though put into them.
Wagon Wheel
Gotye - Somebody That I Used To Know
Lyrics
Anxiety, keep on trying me
I feel it quietly, tryna silence me, yeah
My anxiety, can't shake it off of me
Somebody's watchin' me and my anxiety, yeah
That's not Gotye's lyrics though, it's the trash song that uses the similar instrumentation by Doechii (had to Google that).
Pearl Jam, Last kiss
Frankly anything by Pearl Jam. Maybe I need to give them a fair listen, I know that people love Ten, but I just find Eddie Vedder’s voice incredibly annoying.
Yeah if you don't like his voice, there's no escaping that :)
My least favorite song is one from the 90s that I don't know the name of and will never learn the name of. It was awful though.
My second least favorite song is Alanis Morisette's entire catalog. I liked it once, but then I heard her cover of My Humps and a switch flipped.
Speaking of awful covers, do yourself a favor and listen to Madonna's cover of American Pie. It's the worst thing you'll hear possibly ever.