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Should be celebrating harder. Get some smoke machines and lasers up in this shit

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[–] tricerotops@hexbear.net 50 points 6 days ago (3 children)

i checked Fark because you gotta check in on the gen x liberals sometimes and man they have more fire in them than the trueanon sub. the key really is to get off the corporate platforms.

[–] Aradino@hexbear.net 37 points 6 days ago (4 children)

I'm always a bit shocked to learn Fark and Digg still exist

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 31 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Not only does Drew Curtis' Fark.com still exist, I looked at the thread on Kirk getting got and it has over 2000 vegeta-pain comments.

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 26 points 6 days ago

Fark

holy shit chomsky-yes-honey

I wonder if Fazed still exists

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

ok but what is it (genuine)

[–] axont@hexbear.net 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

News aggregator website from the before-times (it was popular in like 2005 and recently got revived)

answering this question makes me feel old lol

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

ah ok, I was in a completely different section of the internet at the time

forgot the thanks lol. Thanks.

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 31 points 6 days ago

Say what you want about Charlie Kirk, but he dedicated his life to building as much dramatic irony foreshadowing of his death as possible.

Man went out like a Spitting Image character. What hack wrote this timeline?

[–] MohammedTheCommunistPalestinian@hexbear.net 31 points 6 days ago (1 children)

ANYONE NOT CELEBRATING IS A FUCKING COWARD

[–] axont@hexbear.net 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

One less zionist in the world!

[–] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 29 points 6 days ago

It’s so sick you liberals celebrate violence… after I get done watching WWE and Wednesday night football I’m gonna kick all your asses American style, we don’t tolerate violence ok!!!!!!

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 26 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)
[–] trinicorn@hexbear.net 25 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)
[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago

Lmfao holy shit the slider fucking killed me

[–] Shaleesh@hexbear.net 25 points 6 days ago (2 children)

listen dawg, I got assignments to finish and courses to pass, Ill pop my bottles this weekend to keep the party going

[–] Aradino@hexbear.net 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Celebrate by acing those assignments and passing those courses fuck yeah

[–] Shaleesh@hexbear.net 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

oh thats really sweet, yes comrade, i will, then Ill get trashed

[–] Aradino@hexbear.net 15 points 6 days ago

Good luck and godspeed

[–] corvidenjoyer@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago

Take your time comrade. He'll still be debating Satan when you've passed your assignments.

live-kissinger-reaction charlie-kirk sicko-satan

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] KhanCipher@hexbear.net 20 points 6 days ago

I'm not celebrating, it was almost 9/11, and that was a national tragedy. Who does Charley Kirk think he is when he decided to make it about himself on the day of our national tragedy no less.

We're supposed to be never forgetting the tragedy that we as a nation faced...

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Gunna crack between 9 and 11 kirks to celebrate

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

"is passiona okay?"

catgirl-disgust

[–] astronot@hexbear.net 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)
[–] CARCOSA@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago

this gif might need a dropdown spoiler tag with a seizure warning or flashing light alert for any users with epilepsy, could you please edit your comment

[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 19 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I was about to fly in here SO hot lmao you totally got me

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 16 points 6 days ago
[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 15 points 6 days ago

Grow up.

Oh you think Charlie died? He was a soulless, ratlike simulacrum of a human whose erstwhile purpose (as far as I can discern) is to scare small children. An animated, anthropomorphic automaton.

He was never alive! It's like saying the green M&M died. Hexbear is always talking about how the liberals are too -

Wait, I am just now learning from my earpiece that I got two different things named Charles confused. The more off-putting, less human of the two, Charles "Entertainment" Kirk, died.

Carry on then.

[–] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 17 points 6 days ago

Had a big glass of whiskey and played Victoria 3 for several hours. Which is basically a party

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 15 points 6 days ago

smoke machines and laser beams. this should have all the pageantry of an Alabama concert.