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[–] PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 35 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Kids and Philosophy.

They just weaponize it to suit their needs.

Like adults and philosophy.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Or philosophers and philosophy.

Damn philosophers, they ruined philosophy!

Yeah but it's funnier and less genocidal when they do it.

[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago

Is buddy wearing dress shoes in the house? And a collared shirt and tie to paint?

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Jimmy got into Dad’s LSD.

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 1 points 1 week ago

The collective formerly known as Jimmy sees the truth.
Those aren't voices. They are bits of what used to be "me".

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The moth left while the house was being repainted.

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 7 points 2 weeks ago

A clear understanding of reality at such a young age portends a troubled life ahead.

[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

debian reference

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't think-

pops out of existence

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 2 points 1 week ago

You're in every thread I read. I believe in you.
Poof. You're real.

[–] zephiriz@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her!

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

No, sovcits believe only the self exists.

There is no paint they could have touched.

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 2 points 1 week ago

Its a pointless perspective, but not provably wrong ...

[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not according to solipsism

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Oh, that's just for psychopaths.