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Prohibition but worse

MAGA Republicans: will riot if you give them a Facebook event invite

Democrats: let's see, maybe they will riot if you take their houses or something. At least they might write a strongly worded comment

When I was a kid I thought the "for which it stands" in the national anthem was in reference to a country called "witchistan", which was presumably full of witches.

Given how close most elections are and the low turnout, I would say at least 40% of voters and 50% of the population didn't vote for this without even having to look at the election results.

VPN bans are my red line where I start putting all my time and money into getting citizenship elsewhere.

you're free to be as conservative as the heritage foundation wants you to be.

Conservatives jerk off to porn all the time. This isn't even strictly conservative per-say, its just generic American prudishness. 30 years ago, you'd have Tipper Gore and Newt Gingrich coming together to restrict the sale of rap music CDs and wrestling themed video games to anyone under the age of 13, on similar grounds.

Demanding everyone have an ID present any time they want to do anything is a throw-back to the 90s liberal fixation on "accountability" that was a proxy for mass surveillance.

Bu....bu....but I thought the Republicans were the party of freedom..........

Good boy, you don't come until Trump tells you to.

Idaho is starting a registry for at-risk men with erections, to prevent impure thoughts. You need to send a picture of your dick, where it will be validated by an evangelical priest.