"Son, a good woman is like a deep-fried chimpanzee: rare, surprising, and certainly not what you expected, but somehow, she keeps you coming back for more."
"The screams may be funny, but the hair gets caught in your teeth."
I hate every woman I see, from woman-A to... what again?
Anyway I'm a ~~misogymnast~~ ~~mysogingo~~ I hate ~~deep fried monkeys~~ women.
The reason you are having trouble with this is your taking it as a metaphor, but in fact it is cooking advice, Makes a lot more sense now doesn’t it?
Batter the fuck out of them first?
He better be explaining this one seeing as it's a simile
Explaines easily by examining what is really in his pipe
Deep Fried Chimpanzees would be a good gorillaz parody band
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