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[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 54 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Beyond military scope? Like do the have plasma weapons or some shit?

[-] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 28 points 2 days ago

“Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.”

[-] WaterBowlSlime@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 2 days ago

Cuba is supplying them with Havana syndrome shock blasters

[-] anarcho_blinkenist@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

not the hangover ray!! capitaldcolon

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago

"My uncle at MIT was a very smart guy - very smart guy. One day I said to him 'What are you working on?' He said 'Top secret - very secret - above top secret nuclear secret - I can't say.' But I wanna know so I say 'Uncle, but I wanna know.' He says 'Okay. The Plasma.' My uncle was 257 IQ. So not just a regular genius - special genius. I'm smart too so I know The Plasma. But I don't know how so I say 'How?' And he says 'Some time in the future there will be The Plasma Weapons. These weapons will be very, very powerful. Blow up a tank or a house a mile away. Just like that.' And he snapped his fingers. The Plasma - I know The Plasma."

[-] Anvil_Lavigne@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago

pls let it be BFG timmy-pray

[-] riseuppikmin@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

The Venezuelan ion cannons are currently destroying the space force cruisers

[-] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

He’s seen some of the Space Marine 2 footage and is worried that immigrants are deep striking over the border in drop pods with bolters.

[-] yuritopia@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

Yeah, they brought needlers and know where the Fuel Rod Gun spawns. One's already Running Riot with the plasma sword.

[-] m532@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

Maybe its hypersonics

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 56 points 3 days ago

Can we please just let the conservatives near the lathe when they're saying cool shit like this?

"America is literally being invaded, one of the presidential candidates is a communist, climate change isn't happening"

lathe-of-heaven

Boom, got you, suckers.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 35 points 3 days ago

Making a Command and Conquer game setting come true curry-space

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[-] Frank@hexbear.net 44 points 3 days ago

Hell yes. Uncritical support for our auto-cannon toting immigrant comrades.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago

This man is your friend

He flights for freedom

[-] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 41 points 3 days ago

lmao the dude is afraid of guns now

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 29 points 3 days ago

When wasn't he afraid of guns? Has he ever been shown even touching a gun?

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 33 points 3 days ago

Given how much of a rifle fucker he talks in the media this is the only picture of him with one.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 25 points 3 days ago

He probably washed his hands swollen pink after touching that.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

There's a long standing rumor that he had one of the very, very, very few concealed carry permits in nyc.

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago

One of the most concealed, believe me. More and more people are saying it. trump-yassifiedxi-gun-2

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago

There is no way this dude knows how to operate a firearm safely

Maybe he'll pull a Plaxico Burress

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

He's the type of guy who, if he was 15% more interested in the gun type of performative masculinity, would absolutely have blown one of his nuts off by age 34

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[-] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 34 points 2 days ago

The immigrants, they've got beyond mil-spec tech. Real wiz chrome. We're talking beyond delta grade folks. Never seen anything like it.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The immigrants, they got no essence. Negative essence, folks. They should be dead, but they're kept in a state of dreamlike induced hallucinations. It's Aztechnology, probably. They're sending their best this time. trump-anguish

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

@LGOrcStreetSamurai@hexbear.net might get a call for a run soon. Minimal complications. sus

[-] LGOrcStreetSamurai@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

That’s what the face always says. Any runner worth their credits has had plenty of “minimally complicated” jobs. Haha!

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

I can't help but wonder what the response would be from the typical team if the Johnson said "yeah this is going to suck. Get ready for pain." unsus

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 29 points 2 days ago

hostile migrants have machine guns beyond 'military scope,' 'massive machine gun-type equipment.'

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 37 points 3 days ago

“Folks, these immigrants, they’re coming in with these guns, huge guns, so long, so long. American guns, they’re tiny, itty bitty, next to these monster guns the immigrants have, that Kamala is letting into our country. Americans, they pull out their guns next to these immigrant guns, they feel insignificant, useless!”

[-] Sulvor@hexbear.net 28 points 2 days ago

Picturing an immigrant hauling 30 pounds of machine gun and ammo a thousand miles

[-] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago

Sometimes I feel silly writing "Amerikkka" but Amerikkkans are literally paranoid nazis, inventing new ways to be racist every day.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago

Every time he's on stage he must be worried about getting got.

[-] KoboldKomrade@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago

In a reasonable society, this type of rhetoric would be punishable by 20 years in the gulag.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 22 points 3 days ago

Hostile Migrants have Gundams now folks, many people are saying it, many people

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

o shit oh fuck the immigrants are coming from outer space now with their superior vacuum alloys

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[-] Finger@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago

no more half measures walter

[-] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago

machine guns beyond 'military scope,' 'massive machine gun-type equipment.'

Imperial Guard when they face Chaos Space Marines for the first time

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

@Tervell@hexbear.net I need your expertise regarding massive machine gun-type equipment, especially when used noscope 360.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 21 points 3 days ago

I've seen videos, folks, incredible videos of VUVUZELIAN immigrants doing no scope 360 shots on police with machine guns so powerful, so powerful, mom get the camera trump-anguish

[-] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago

The immigrants have Gauss weapons! I repeat, the immigrants have Gauss Weapons!

[-] Civility@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago
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[-] StalinStan@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago

I want a lowrider technical with hydraulics to help with the recoil.

[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The immigrants have invaded roswell and are descending upon BFE, Flyover-State with alien super lasers!

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago
[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago
[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

Migrants crossing the border with Puckle Guns and Cannister Shot while ICE is still armed with smoothbore muskets. SAD!

[-] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

Oh sweet Maduro got the hookup for the Doom 2016 Mobile Turret and UT GOTY Minigun

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