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[-] Frank@hexbear.net 39 points 5 days ago

Listen, fat; we need to destabilize the Middle East to prevent the formation of a pan-arab regional alliance that could threaten our hegemony by controlling key energy resources and trade navigation routes, so you need to go die in a miserable war of imperial conquest while your friends and family at home are stretched to the breaking point by corporate profiteering.

[-] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 5 days ago

in the end of the day all of them have died to the god Capital

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago

The meme is even more true and fun because Moloch and Baal were most likely just an alternative name for the same god (Baal - Lord, Moloch - King)

[-] bortsampson@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago

No way he doesn't screw up half those words. "Listen, fat; we need to destitute the middle ..er this table the the middle..gonna help israel. To prevent the refrigeration of a panda-arab diagnal appliance that could threaten our hoagie money by concon.. by rolling key energy choices and trade nava nava by key energy routes, so you need to go die..no your miserable..its a war jack. a war see of of imp by conquest while friends and family you know ..you you you.. at the home are stretched to the breaking point ..corporate."

[-] Dickey_Butts@hexbear.net 34 points 5 days ago

My nephew is dead set on joining up soon. Shits horrifying.

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 20 points 5 days ago

Accidentally drop something heavy on their foot.

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago

My nephew joined the army a few years ago and now wants out. I tried talking him out of it or at least consider the coast guard if you're going to be a jack boot, but the rest of my family are all military ass kissers.

I think he's seen some light but I doubt it since that side of my family is incredibly reactionary.

[-] xiaohongshu@hexbear.net 20 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

This is why I am very sure that a recession is on the horizon.

You (the poor working class) either die for the empire abroad, or die homeless in America.

This is what we call the freedom of choice.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

I was just thinking about that report someone poster about how people don't have enough money to shop at the dollar store

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