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[-] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

We need some appreciation for wanksucker.

Also, fuckfuck.

[-] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

Wankstick is more popular whatever that means

[-] python@programming.dev 28 points 1 week ago

New favorite words unlocked! "cock goblin"certainly has a certain je ne sais quoi

[-] gon@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

I'm a big fan of buttboy, personally.

[-] ItsGhost@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago
[-] Infynis@midwest.social 4 points 1 week ago

I wanna know who's calling people dirthead

[-] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Butt Boy, squire to Ass Lord

[-] Sas@beehaw.org 6 points 1 week ago

Gimme a cock and I'm goblin

[-] Steve@startrek.website 5 points 1 week ago

I like Douche Canoe, sadly unrepresented here.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago

i don't think that one would generally be derisive

[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Doesn't Michael Bolton call the efficiency guys "cock goblins" in Office Space?

[-] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago

I'm a bit concerned about shitshit being so popular, despite never hearing it. Am I out of touch, or are the children wrong?

As an out of touch person, I have a possible explanation for this: have you ever said "shit" repeatedly as something goes wrong? I imagine some people would write a story where that happens and write it as "shitshitshit" and not "shit shit shit". But outside of that situation I have never seen or heard "shitshit".

[-] jastyty@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

What about twatwaffle, that one is funny af

[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Dirt-wit, Trump-nozzle, and Wank-clown are clearly underutilized profanities.

[-] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

Where are all the dip-goblin users?

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Hit up YouTube and type in "dip video". You'll see how dumb things get.

[-] match@pawb.social 11 points 1 week ago

this is a fantastic map for making new non-swears. see y'all later dipgoblins

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Total dumbnozzle move.

[-] Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Some of the near zero but not zero combinations don't make a lot of sense to not just be zero.

Like dumbbag, scumhat, dipclown... I don't know about you, but those ones colored as "thousands of uses" doesn't seem right to me. Unless it was open so far as to search for those words used back to back and not specifically attached in any way as implied.

But yeah, there are so many combinations that seem way too far into the orange to make sense to me. I'm curious to see the actual numbers the graph was built with.

[-] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

The internet is vast and if this is to be believed, sourced over more than a decade. Not that unbelievable, imho.

[-] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

And yet Wank Clown is almos 0 ? Sounds too good to not be used ! Fucking WankClown !

[-] match@pawb.social 3 points 1 week ago

you just have terrible taste, dipclown

[-] Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I'm definitely gonna write some of these down and try to work them in. But some of them have earned their 0 uses so far.

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The clear ones are where the fun is at in 2024.
You dirt-hat libgoblin!

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 10 points 1 week ago

I'm so happy that Trump is considered an insult.

[-] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 week ago

German: Hold my beer you Backpfeifengesicht.

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

The goblin column is surprisingly sparse.

[-] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I'm so tempted to make an insult generator based off of this

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 4 points 1 week ago

Insultdle, like wordle but is generated insults

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Can you make an API to randomize it for my email sign off for work? Getting real tired of lying that I have any regards, or that they are kind.

[-] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

...In short, that meeting could have been this email, and this email could have been an IM.

Cruel disregards ,

YT

[-] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 week ago

yall a buncha dumbgoblins

I think i'm gona start using 'scum goblin'.

[-] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Seems like the kind of chart a real wankgoblin would put together

[-] bravesilvernest@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

poopgoblin when?

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago

Even though it’s the most appallingly milquetoast swear ever, the lack of “cockwomble” invalidates this chart.

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Can we work on making "wank sucker" more popular? It's got a nice ring to it.

[-] galoisghost@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago

Wankclown brings to my mind an image of Pennywise on meth

[-] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

Damn libnozzles over on r*ddit!

[-] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I'm just a teenage






dirt           🟥
[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 1 week ago

Missing knife on the columns distorted the graph. Poopknife would be on the top with it.

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