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[-] ptz@dubvee.org 53 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Not gonna lie. I may not go out and buy that, but I have made similar cocktails at home, and they were pretty tasty.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Don't bother getting the hard version of Arizona Iced Tea. Shit tastes like you're drinking paint.

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[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago

Then there's this:

and this:

"Part of a complete breakfast!"

[-] negativenull@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago
[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago

Founders makes some great beer.

[-] negativenull@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Founders is indeed a great brewery. I've not had a bad beer from them.

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 months ago

Oooh, they've got one called "Breakfast Stout" that sounds interesting, ill have to give it a try next time I see it. I like me a good coffee stout.

[-] bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 months ago

Breakfast stout is IMHO one of the first great stouts of the American craft beer revolution in the late 2000’s

[-] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 5 points 3 months ago

Breakfast Stout in the bottle is a damn good stout. But Breakfast Stout on tap is maybe one of the greatest stouts of all time. If I ever see it on a beer menu on tap, I always get it.

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

For anyone curious: I drink this every so often. It's very good, but it's not what you might call "easy drinking." It's the kind that fights back a little.

[-] KaRunChiy@kbin.run 7 points 3 months ago
[-] bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 months ago

You should it’s great.

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[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

To be fair, peanut butter porters are generally pretty good. There's a local brewery near me that makes one, and they don't even have a spot for it on the shelf because it's sold out before they can stock it.

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

All well and good. It's just not for me. I only post in jest and expect those who enjoy that sort of thing to ignore my jabs and carry on.

[-] bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 months ago

I don’t see a problem

[-] FutileRecipe@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

"Part of a complete breakfast!"

I mean, if you eat a complete breakfast, wouldn't anything you drank/ate during that be considered part of the complete breakfast? Healthy people hate that one trick.

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[-] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago

The terrible thing about these isn't the fake orange juice combined with rot gut vodka, it's that (at least in my area) they want twelve freaking dollars for this shit. That's three bucks a can!

You could literally buy an entire jug of not-orange juice as well as a 750 ml bottle of vodka for less.

[-] Glytch@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

And it'll taste better because it isn't a seltzer

[-] Rubanski@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

Don't forget the gallon of topo chico to dilute everything to the point of almost no taste

[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 23 points 3 months ago

I've seen worse stuff. I've caused worse stuff.

In my Chemistry uni times, I already prepared limoncello at home (vodka infused with lemon peels). Nothing weird, right. I even brought some to the uni parties, people loved that stuff.

And in the Organics lab one of the practical tasks was to synthesise isoamyl acetate, also known as banana oil. It's completely safe as food/drink flavouring, but it has a clearly artificial banana flavour.

Then there's that muppet connecting both things. He took inspiration of my limoncello, but he wanted to do things "like a chemist". So he prepared a batch of isoamyl acetate, and used it to flavour vodka. He also used a buttload of sugar and yellow food dye. And he brought that to a uni party.

He called it "bananacello". Everyone else, including me, called it "banana de plástico" (plastic banana). We still drunk it to the end, because "a good chemist likes alcohol" was our motto back then.

[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Zero grams sugar? That is not Sunny D

[-] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 6 points 3 months ago

I'm guessing this is closer to a Sunny D flavored White Claw than anything else.

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 months ago

Faking the flavor of something that's faking the flavor of something else. Genius.

[-] simplejack@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Real OGs go for this seltzer instead.

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Ok, the test group people have concluded that if we go forward with “grape drank”, some people are going to get angry. I’ve invested all of my father’s money in this, I can’t back out now!

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[-] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Every canned cocktail I've ever had was awful, but some people like them.

This is just a pre-made screwdriver.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

Yeah the metal interferes with the taste.

I like Zimas and Smirnoff Ice but those always come in glass. I bet they’d be weird in a can.

[-] kevincox@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 months ago

Drink cans are lined with plastic so you shouldn't get any metal taste if you pour it into a glass before drinking. If you drink straight from the can you may get a slight taste.

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

Screwdrivers are typically made with orange juice. Sunny D is more like the equivalent of orange Koolaid.

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I was interested till I saw it was seltzer. Screwdrivers don't need to be bubbly. Sounds like they mashed a mimosa (good) with a screwdriver ( good) and it's going to come out like a vodka infused mimosa, which I wouldn't care for.

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[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

"Orange juice, purple stuff... Sunny D Vodka! Thanks, mom!"

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Mmmm tide pod vodka

[-] almost1337@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago

A younger me would sometimes go for what we called cosmonaut screwdrivers - vodka and tang

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[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Does it come in Tang flavor?

[-] negativenull@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

That's called a Poontang

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Adult caprizzsun

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Screwdrivers with sunny d are better than regular OJ, IMO. The extra sweetness cuts out the alcohol taste more. But as a 0 sugar seltzer? The carbonic acid just makes alcohol like this taste like shit without added sugar.

[-] OsaErisXero@kbin.run 5 points 3 months ago

They pump it full of sucrolose or similar so it tastes super sweet

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[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

I'll never understand how they can manage to make these pre-mixed liquor drinks so weak, yet they taste so strong. 4.5% is less alcohol than many beers. Are they just putting a teaspoon of liquor in these things and using artifical flavor to make it taste like vodka?

A good mixed drink should be about 30% liquor IMO. Your average liquor has an ABV of 40%, so unless my math is wrong, at a 30:70 ratio we should be in the 12% territory, not 4.5.

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[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 5 points 3 months ago

I dont drink alcohol myself, but isnt there some kind of drink, like the kind they mix up at bars, not sure the term for those kinds, that is just orange juice mixed with vodka? I must imagine this is intended to be similar but premade.

[-] numberfour002@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

The difference between Sunny D and orange juice is like the difference between Tik Tok and real life. One may be vaguely similar to the other, but they aren't are for sure not interchangeable.

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 5 points 3 months ago

to be perfectly honest, Ive not had sunny d since I was in like, kindergarten, so I dont really recall what its like much beyond that its orange flavored.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

It used to be called Sunny Delight, and it was in a commercial someone Gen-Xified the script by having a kid exclaim “Sweet! Sunny D!” after rummaging through the other drinks.

God only knows what this stuff is. Probably some Soviet Union time travel scam from Dimension X.

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[-] ech@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

Sunny D plus vodka is still good. Some friends in college mixed up a water cooler full of Sunny D, vodka, and blue curacao for a st patty's day thing. Was bright green, tasted great, and was quite strong.

[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 months ago

I’ve always heard orange juice + vodka called a screwdriver.

And not gonna lie, I’d try it.

[-] DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I've never made one with Sunny D, but a screwdriver is pretty tasty.

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[-] PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

These are really bad. I bought the 4 pack and threw 2 of them away unopened. And I'll drink most anything.

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