Yes, you saw right through me, I'm only pretending to poke you because it's hilarious but in reality I'm all tears and snot here. Your scathing critique of my intellect, maturity and lack of leftism has me in shambles, and as a result I now have a crippling meth addiction and I'm selling blowjobs for 5€ behind the local McD.

But if you really want to get under my skin, maybe you could go through my old comments and find something else to insult? Also I'm pretty touchy about eg. body shaming, you could try that?