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[-] Deceptichum@kbin.social 23 points 9 months ago

Anyone feel like this is just the story of some douche who divorced his awesome wife to find a subservient slave wife and over thousands of years its become part of a religion?

“Oh that Lilith we don't talk about her she was a demon” he tells his grandson and 200 years after the story people interpret her as a literal demon, and just gets wackier and wackier as time goes on. Kinda feel like you could explain all that Abrahamic lore that way.

[-] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 6 points 9 months ago

I’m just saying, homie made the wrong choice.

Let her do all the work.🤣

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Adam passed up a creampie loving dick riding demon. They were sterile and she didn't have monthlies. Lilith wouldn't have had him eat the apple, she would have had him on pineapple and water until the sky fell as fire and it rained as ashes.

Lilith fucks back, Eve wanted to do it through a sheet. Adam was a damned fool.

[-] dudinax@programming.dev 4 points 9 months ago

And they were bums living in some other guy's garden until they got caught.

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