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Government mandating that my Almond Milk now be called Almond Squeezins'
Almond jizz
real monkey's paw moment when Fetterman accidentally unleashes the new product line of plant-based cums on the yankoid populace
Looking forward to soy-cummies to be on the shelf.
I'll be disappointed if a plant milk company doesn't start selling the exact same packages, but with "milk" hastily crossed out and words like m*lk, product, water, squeezin', CUM, "m*lk replacement for people who don't want extra estrogen" until some of them go viral.
Almond Dream