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[-] RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 70 points 9 months ago

Like you are starting a lawnmower

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 9 months ago

I've seen them do that in porn. But you have to be already extremely relaxed for that.

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 22 points 9 months ago

Yes, and well lubed.

Enema not included in tutorial ๐Ÿ˜‚.

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 9 months ago

I mean yeah, naturally. And with a good lube too. But people that do this are the ones already prepared for fisting or harder.

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

Footing ๐Ÿค”? I've seen that, but, come on, that's just... not right IMO... it's at that point I'm like "OK, enough pr0n for today" ๐Ÿ˜‚.

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 9 months ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago
[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

Jars ๐Ÿ˜ฌ...

Yeah, that probably brings back some bad memories, I'll see myself out ๐Ÿƒ.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Yeah the jar man is a staple of internet history.

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

Still, it's one of the grosest videos I've ever seen... 2 girls 1 cup is a walk in the park compared to that...

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I totally agree. I've seen some weird shit online. I've been to rotten dot com. But glass jar man is in a league of its own.

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

Exactly ๐Ÿ‘.

this post was submitted on 24 Dec 2023
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