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[-] baggachipz@kbin.social 82 points 1 year ago

"Everything happens for a reason"

The cancer disagrees.

[-] dreadgoat@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago

I actually love this one, because it's technically correct but not in the way people who use it mean, so you can turn it around easily.

Yes, you did get cancer for a reason. Because you insisted on maintaining your suntan every winter. Or perhaps merely because you pissed off the wrong banana.

[-] baggachipz@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

In my case, it was through no action of my own and merely bad luck. So the only "reason" would be bad luck or a shitty all-powerful deity.

[-] dreadgoat@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

That's the malicious banana. Everything happens for a reason, but that doesn't mean it's reasonable

[-] baggachipz@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Hmmmm I do love to eat bananas 🤔 BRB, off to sue Chiquita

[-] ElPussyKangaroo@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I mean, technically it did happen for a reason. Your body hates you.

Also, my sympathies for your condition.

[-] baggachipz@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

To be fair I've been abusing with alcohol since my late teens. So I guess we're even now.

[-] ElPussyKangaroo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

SUCK ON THAT CANCER!

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Children starving to death

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Or worse: "it's all part of God's plan!" every time something bad happens. "So... God's a sadist, or what? Cuz his plan is shit."

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

God did ruin Job’s life over a bet with Satan so maybe this is less of a plan and more of a downward spiral gambling addiction

[-] TechyDad@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Or the related one: "I'd like to thank God for coming through this surgery."

What about the doctors, nurses, and various other staff members?

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

As a surgical tech, I have to bite my tongue when this pops up. Like... bitch, your god sent you to the OR in the first place - you should be pissed!

[-] AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

Hear me out on this: God is creating jobs for the community. If there weren't stupid people around to get hurt, the smart ones wouldn't have anything to do!

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