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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 32 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Next headline: "IRS Agents receive scrutiny for buying an excess of facial tissues."

[–] lemmyng@piefed.ca 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The large drums of lotion however didn't raise any suspicion.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 days ago

That reminds me that I actually do need to go get more lotion.