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"Few creatures of the night have captured our imagination like vampires.
What explains our enduring fascination with vampires? Is it the overtones of sexual lust, power, control? Or is it a fascination with the immortality of the undead?"
Feel free to post any vampire-related content here. I'll be posting various vampire media I enjoy just as a way of kickstarting this community but don't let that stop you from posting something else. I just wanted a place to discuss vampire movies, books, games, etc.
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We have wood chippers now, also chainsaws and electric circular saws. See how tough vampires are when they're mush.
They might reassemble like sea sponges for all we know.
So we take the vampire slurry and put them into seperate jars, so even if they could solidify, they would be in parts and we could easily secure them in seperate parts of the world, or hell, shoot the jars into space, make them another planets problem.
You're approaching this the wrong way.
Imagine you slurry two vampires, keep 51% each and mix the remaining 49% of both as well as you can. Now put them into a container with two membranes, the 51% each on the sides, and the mixed slurry in the middle.
While the slurry separates, the membranes can extract energy. And as soon as the slurry has mostly separated, you can mix them up again using that energy, and start again.
A Vampiricum Mobile!
I didn't even think about using the vampires as charge carriers. How do the vampire slurries interact with blood?
We can't kill Dracula. We have science to do.
Like, culinarily? Or chemically?
Maybe that's how they got here
Well, we can send them back with a note saying " Sorry, no thank you, we already have one of these."