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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 107 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I mean, it’s 4chan. It says (or at least it used to) that only a fool would take its stories as real right on the webpage

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 75 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's greentext so the pandas are fake and gay, that's why they need to be artificially inseminated.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

The prophecy has been fulfilled.

[–] Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 26 points 2 days ago

Dammit, even the pandas are Yuri.

It's inescapable.