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re-mixed by The Internet:

Jolene, Jolene , Jolene, Jolene;
I’m begging of you please don’t take my man.
Jolene, Jolene , Jolene, Jolene;
Please don’t take him just because you can.

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Your beauty is beyond compare
With flaming locks of auburn hair
With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green

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For years our town’s been terrorized
By the beast who takes disguise
In the shell that calls itself Jolene

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Our sleep disturbed by quaking breath
Eyes closed against the threat of death
That lies behind the teeth of that Jolene

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The closer that you get to her
The more those edges seem to blur
To something that cannot be called Jolene

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Jolene, Jolene , Jolene, Jolene;
I’m begging of you please don’t take my man.
Jolene, Jolene , Jolene, Jolene;
Please don’t take him just because you can.

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He screams about you in his sleep,
And when he wakes does naught but weep,
In terror of the one they call, Jolene.

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We cower here beneath your gaze,
That sets the earth and sky ablaze,
Have mercy at the end of days, Jolene.

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Before her wrath no foe could stand,
Their corpses piled upon the sand,
The blood of gods are on her hands; Jolene.

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Her hunger barely satisfied,
She feasted on the ones who died,
She slumbers now in starless skies; Jolene.

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Jolene, Jolene , Jolene, Jolene;
I’m begging of you, please don’t disturb her sleep.
Jolene, Jolene , Jolene, Jolene;
We’re safe while she still slumbers in the deep.

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Your teeth are sharp, your mouth agape
Your claws rend flesh, there’s no escape
From judgement of the Eldritch One, Jolene

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Blackening the summer skies,
With burning wings and countless eyes,
We tremble at the thought of you, Jolene.

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Bliss withered from this awful truth,
Gone is the ignorance of youth,
The unrelenting mark of that Jolene.

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Jolene, Jolene , Jolene, Jolene;
I’m begging of you please don’t take my man.
Jolene, Jolene , Jolene, Jolene;
Please don’t take him just because you can.

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The foolish who came to defend,
Their broken minds will never mend,
They fell at the mere sight of you, Jolene.

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But I’ve seen beyond that auburn hair
My eyes have met your vacant stare
And I’ve been told I’m hard to scare, Jolene

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Jolene, Jolene , Jolene, Jolene;
I’m begging of you please don’t take my man
Jolene, Jolene , Jolene, Jolene;
I’ll end this story just how it began
I’ll take your teeth if you try to take my man