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Comparing this to Steve Jobs presentations is like looking into a mirror universe. The near total lack of clapping is eerie.
Steve Jobs at least had some amount of charisma. He also was good at guiding attention and keeping everything pretty minimal and relevant.
The closest thing I've seen to a Jobs style presentation lately is that Chinese robot press conference where they cut the skin off to show it wasn't a person.
Honestly most of the Chinese tech companies are doing the minimalist Jobs style presentations way better than anyone else.a American CEOs have reached full French Aristocracy levels of detached.
And yes, I hate that this shit has got be kinda praising Jobs, the fraudulent huckster he was. Absolutely mind boggling how bad they are at this now.
Mom can we have... but we already have.... meme
:k-pain: :pain:
Hey cmon jack ma had the annual party where he did a Michael Jackson performance
Jack Ma is literally just Chinese Bezos. He's copying everything. A Michael Jackson cover show is still better than whatever this is too...
The quick pan to the people engrossed in their own discussion was