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Imagine having unlimited resources and this is what you do with it. Is that the best evil entrance you can do? Pathetic.

I hope this kind of thing is studied in the schools of the future as "Look at how sad and messed up the Capitalist period of the past was like."

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[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Should have had someone else walking for him, what a pleb. visible-disgust

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 31 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Yeah if it was MY evil entrance I would have a squad of goons carrying me while shouting HOO HOO HOO

And then they'd throw me in into the crowd and I'd be like "surprise motherfuckers!" (Dort is naturally explosive)

floppy-owl explosion porky-scared

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I dunno, if the crowd is worth that, why not skip the part where the goons are carrying you. critical-support

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Because everything is better with goons, duh. Don't deprive Mugsy and Stabby Joe of their fun.

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Well, duh, that part was obvious. You definitely shouldn’t skip the goons part. These damn edits are going to ruin me, though.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

Oh thank god I can tell my goons to stop crying

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

olimar-point FWIIII pikmin-carry-lfloppy-owl pikmin-carry-r
^Huh!^ ^Hooh!^ ^Huh!^ ^Hooh!^ ^Huh!^ ^Hooh!^