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I can undress, shower, dry and dress in less than 10. WHAT ARE YOU DOING (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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[–] bss03@infosec.pub 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

It takes me 2 minutes to brush my teeth. Nearly 6 to floss.

I am not ashamed that it takes me 10 minutes to scrub, 5 minutes to shampoo, 5 minutes to condition, 5 minutes to face-shave, 10 minutes to rinse, and a few more minutes for using the artificial pumice stone.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

how often are you shampooing for a full 5 minutes??

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 2 points 6 days ago

I don't wear my watch in the shower, but given my hair length, comparing intuitively to the length of time it takes to floss (which was timed), probably most times. Though, rarely I will do a quick shower and not shampoo (or condition) my hair.