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This is the CEO of JPMorgan Chase being asked why they DIDN'T contribute to Trump's ballroom and the answer is basically that it's a bribe and they don't want to get prosecuted in the future. (thehill.com)

submitted 6 days ago by tfm@europe.pub to c/BoycottUnitedStates@europe.pub

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[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's perfectly legal for me to shit my pants during a meeting with my boss this afternoon. And because it's legal, that makes it moral.

In fact, if my boss doesn't join me by shitting his own pants, then he's a fucking commie.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

God dammit you’re a national hero fartographer. Shit with the pride of the nation behind you! Shit so hard that the truth is heard ringing through the bowels of liberty.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

That's right! I shit red, white, and blue! My doctor keeps acting like this isn't manifested patriotism, but I think she's just jealous. -farts the national anthem while coughing up blood-