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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Men these days can be squeamish about giving a woman oral. My brother in Christ, imagine being a crusading knight and licking some unwashed heretic puss

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Frankly, I have a hard time imagining crusading knights as keen on performing oral.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 month ago

You just never read about the Australian ones.