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Charlie Kirk was 11 feet tall and weighed 30 tons. His skin was riveted iron and his bones were a titanium-strontium alloy. He could shoot lasers from his eyes and breathe cold fire. He was the reincarnation of jesus, pontius pilate, caesar, charlemagne, and william wallace. He was the kwisatz haderach and a close personal friend of jeffrey epstein.
let me lay it on the line, he had four on the vine, i mean two sets of testicles, so divine
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming...
Oh he'll save children but only unborn children
Holy shit I love this.