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A tweet by steffi ๐ฆ ( @immortal_graves ) saying "Welp. @riverandmal found the worst "man writes woman excerpt" ever.
The tweet has an image attachment saying "
"Hey, baby. It's happening. I'm ovulating right now. I felt the tingling of my egg coming out."
But the most obvious change to Felicia's body from the woman who had let me join her in the shower was a full inch of waistline added from a burgeoning uterus filled with my bountiful overnight deposits. Imagining those seeds making way into her fallopian tubes, seeking that most precious treasure of eggs and bringing them to life within her flooded womb, I felt myself stiffen once
more."
The tweet was posted on Twitter for iPhone at 3:03 PM, 03 septermber 20.
Genuine lol here. How did this get past an editor that was even half paying attention? Is this self-published?
I imagine that editor just wanted rid of that manuscript as fast as possible.
Or it's on a site dominated by amateur authors, like WattPad or AO3
That shit would not fly on A03. Not even in the omegaverse
Clearly, you don't sort ao3 by "worst"