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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 63 points 3 months ago (2 children)

aw jeeze, it's literally throbbing with cream...

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

aw jizze

remember, it's only jizze if it comes from the jizze pastry region of franch.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Can’t we just have a nice thread for once?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Mmm...that does sound so good. Fuck, that's nice.

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 1 points 3 months ago

It's okay, jizz is also the genre of the cantina music in Star Wars.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago

My brain automatically read this in Morty's voice.