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this post was submitted on 05 Sep 2023
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Fun twist: if management takes risks and fail then you are still the one who gets fired
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Gotta be just good enough at your job for the company to not want to get rid of you, but just bad enough at your job that they want to move you into another position.
You have to defeat the previous middle manager in Mortal Kombat! Then you must consume their brains to gain their departmental knowledge.
That's alright he doesn't know anything. I literally sent him an email today and basically just told him what to do in it. He's useless.
I assume he does the paperwork or something because otherwise he has no point.
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If management takes risks and succeeds then they are geniuses that coordinated all success.
Sounds like someone's ready for a nice bump in their equity
If they take big enough risks and daily in great enough ways, while their employment may end they may even get a special payment to recognize their previous willingness to take risks with the employment of others!