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Trolley problem (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Am I in the Metropolitan area?

[–] Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 5 months ago (4 children)

You are on track A and the bomb is within sight. If you get the shit end of the 50/50, everyone in the diagram would be vaporized instantly

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

So you're saying there's a 100% chance the comitees get vaporized by choosing the bottom track.

[–] Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well, no.

In scenario A they are instantly vaporized. In scenario B they are brutally sliced into multiple pieces and crushed to death, rather painfully depending on the speed of the trolley.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago

You need to study up on your trolleys. That's clearly a Vaporizer Trolleynator 3000.

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