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[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

He always needs more money. He's an addict. And it helps quiet the voice in his head saying he's a disappointing sack of shit.

[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

Oh sorry that was me

this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2024
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