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Do you think Elon hasn't been kicked out yet because he's supplying Don Jr with cocaine?
Here is a video from 2 days ago showing him coked out in case anyone hasn't seen it.
He hasn't been kicked out because it's all part of the grift. When Musk leaves Mar-a-lago in mid January to stalk trump up to Washington he's going to be pretty shocked when he gets an itemized bill for his entire stay at the highest tier prices.
Nah, it's his money. Plus, Musk draws media attention which distracts from Trump's bad news
Trump won. He doesn't need Musk's money anymore. But Don Jr needs a steady supply of nose candy.
He always needs more money. He's an addict. And it helps quiet the voice in his head saying he's a disappointing sack of shit.
Oh sorry that was me
He might not need it, but he wants it.
I thought he was a ketamine fiend
That too. But Don Jr was just filmed doing cocaine in public at the Space X launch.