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Is America Ready for a President Who Can Convert a Word Document to a PDF? (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's okay, you must still be recovering from that coma that you simply must have been in for 8 years to have missed this hot bod:

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Michelle forgives you though, bc she now has this hunk of man meat all to herself finally, and therefore so do I:-).

Also, we can be so easily distracted these days by...

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Wait, what were we talking about now? :-P

[–] Cock_Inspecting_Asexual@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

STAHP–

YOU FIEND!!!

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 1 points 2 months ago

Okay I will stop (but those images have now been seared into your soul:-)