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Is America Ready for a President Who Can Convert a Word Document to a PDF?
(thehardtimes.net)
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Great Satire Writing:
Obama, Carter, and (somehow) Teddy Roosevelt
For sure Obama could convert a Word doc no problem. Hell, ~~Cheney~~ Bush Jr. probably could've as well.
He does not, in fact, look like some kinda fuckin’ nerd.
I mean... kinda (a hot one:-)?
Edit: receipt:
Conclusion: nerds rule, conservatives drool 🤤!
I wanna fight you for this statement.
but I have deadass nothing to fight you with
how dare you make me realize Obama is attractive >:( /hj
It's okay, you must still be recovering from that coma that you simply must have been in for 8 years to have missed this hot bod:
Michelle forgives you though, bc she now has this hunk of man meat all to herself finally, and therefore so do I:-).
Also, we can be so easily distracted these days by...
Wait, what were we talking about now? :-P
STAHP–
YOU FIEND!!!
Okay I will stop (but those images have now been seared into your soul:-)
To be fair, Teddy only managed to convert to PDF by sheer gumption. No matter how many clippies he faced, he never gave up, never crashed his Word, and always disabled OneDrive before anything else.
Roosevelt didn't convert word documents to PDF. He edited the PDF directly, with a hex editor.
"Bully!"
"Back in my day..."